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Don't stop believing Craigslist is full of email mental masterbators. Why is it that women want to constantly email and never meet? . You gotta love the confused woman, the woman who thinks that separation is living in separate bedrooms of the house, the married woman looking for a sidepiece because she can't leave her husband for whatever reason she tells you. The new ones are the email mental masterbator and the xxx who lists all of the stuff they do daily and don't have time to date. This is where a woman has no interest in meeting you. All she wants to do is email back and fourth. Why would you respond to an ad if you didn't want to meet? Is this what the dating scene has to offer? Then, I broke down the guys ads and had some fun with it. Ladies, you should get a laugh out of it as I'm sure xxx of these applies to any guy you might've met: The Tall, Dark & Handsome Guy Taking advantage of the fact that ;? I sure as hell don�t. But then again, I�m not tall or dark either, so maybe I�m not cool enough to pull it off. Regardless, be prepared for a big letdown when you meet this guy and he�s all of things he described and proceeds to play you like a violin, or he in fact turns out to be short, pale and ugly and figured you would just happen to overlook this once you meet him and his award-winning personality. The Nice Guy (also known as the ) Any guy who voluntarily describes himself as a stupid. And a sure fire way to get taken advantage of. You can spot these guys a mile away with their Supercuts hairstyle, clothes from Mervyns that their Mom bought, and dirty Nike tennis shoes that they wear with everything. They�re actually really nice guys (really they are!), but beneath the surface, there�s a lot of rage thanks to years of abuse and being taken advantage of. The Married Guy No, does not mean he works for NASA, despite what he might tell you. Most likely residing in an upscale suburb like Orinda or Burlingame, the Married guy works downtown in the Financial District in some mid-level VP position, and hasn�t had sex with his wife since the early x s when drinking Zima was the cool thing to do. Before the popularity of websites like Craigslist, he could often be found at various happy hour spots downtown trying to get in the pants of young marketing assistants by offering them Kamikaze shots and Appletinis. Now that he can take his game online, it�s a whole new ballgame. If he�s a smart one, he�ll sometimes disguise the fact that he�s married until you�ve fallen head over heels for him. The dumbasses of the group won�t even bother taking their wedding ring off when they go to meet you at Chevy�s for some margaritas. Also be prepared for plenty of cheap motel sex and empty promises of how he�s ready to leave his wife. The seeking a $exy Lady Guy Despite his best efforts to be witty, everyone knows that this guy is really some pathetic loser who can't get laid unless he offers up a wad of cash for someone to suck his limp dick. The common misperception is that this guy must be fat and ugly (and also rich), but there's a decent chance he's an ordinary looking guy on the surface who has the complete inability to relate to women as anything but sexual objects. And his roll of Benjamin�s can be traced back to his home address...otherwise known as the basement at his parents� house down in San Jose. THE I TYPE IN ALL CAPS GUY This guy probably has an AOL account, never went to college, works at Mikes Auto Body, and hangs out in North Beach on the weekends at DA CLUBZ. For some reason, the Caps Lock is permanently on, and you�re stuck reading his inane babbling about God knows what. He probably voted Republican in the last xxx elections (assuming he voted), and thinks that there must be something in the water in San Francisco that makes people gay. Since this guy lives out in Concord or Antioch, chances are you�ll never have the privilege of meeting him unless you also hang out at Velvet Lounge and like to type in ALL CAPS. The Reverse Psychology Guy This guy thinks he�s being really slick by explicitly stating that he DOES NOT want to have sex with you. Yeahbored seeking partner in single mums looking for cock right, Kinky sex date in West minot ME. Swingers, kinkycouples sex. and I�m the new fuckin Of course, the entire time you are on a date with this guy, he will protest that he really doesn�t want to get laid, but after you end the date prematurely (because he�ll also be premature with something else), he�ll get all pissy and go back to Craigslist and post an ad on Rants and Raves bitching about dinner whores and how he got taken for a ride. Yep, this guy definitely doesn�t want to get laid. The Drinks Guy Often appearing on Friday afternoons, the guy is xxx of xxx things. He�s either a regular guy who�s sick of drinking with his alcoholic frat boy friend�s from college who still think it�s cool to do Jaeger shots at BarNone, or he�s the kind of guy that actually does Jaeger shots and thinks that a few drinks is the easiest way to get in your pants. There�s really no way to tell which xxx he is until he�s either passed out in a puddle of vomit on your doorstep or you end the evening surprised that you met someone normal (thank you beergoggles). He�s probably also xxx of the most fun type of guys to hang out with from Craigslist, but is a future candidate for AA and has an aversion to relationships lasting longer than three weeks (about the same amount of time it takes you figure out he isn�t really that funny). The Resume Guy Sporting a resume full of accomplishments longer than some novels, this guy feels that it is necessary to let you know how many degrees when he is posting his ad. Somehow this makes a person more interesting in the world of online dating, because you figure if the dude has a PhD in Avian Sciences and a law degree from Stanford, he can�t be that bad. Right? Wrong! Most likely this guy is so full of himself (as well as full of shit), that his presence is unbearable after xxx minutes. Quoting Hemingway and using words like does not make a person educated. It only illustrates how much of a pompous ass you are. And if you were actually to dig beneath the surface, chances are this guy never even completed a Bachelors degree, let alone an MD. The Bad Boy Guy Since everyone likes a bad boy, especially the guy who looks like he just got out of prison and has a shaved head with goatee, this guy lets everyone know that he�s a bad boy at heart with a soft side waiting to come out for the right is really the soft side of his hand after he smacks you around for talking to another guy (i.e. the waiter) after you�ve gotten hooked on his con-artist charm and rugged looking mug. Of course, after it�s over, he�ll promise it will never happen again (at least until tomorrow anyway), and the cycle begins anew. The Cuddler Much like the reverse psychology guy, the Cuddler is a total bullshit artist who thinks that inviting you over to his house to somehow makes his desperate pleas for sex more appealing. After all, he just wants to cuddle. If you actually fall for this one, be prepared for months of stalking which will include nasty emails, late night s from blocked numbers, and the inevitable restraining order. The Guy This guy is a huge dork who probably works in the IT department and plays Halo on the Xbox every night. Despite loud protestations that he is attracted to Asian women because of the Asian culture, he really just can�t get laid and figures he has a better shot with Asian girls (hey, it worked for his buddy over at Cisco!). This guy is easily spotted on the street sporting pale skin, a huge beer belly thanks to late night pizza at the office, and the meek Asian girlfriend who speaks broken English. So, after reading this and looking at the responses I've gotten from wackjobs, psycho's or women who don't know what they want, I don't know what to say about myself. I'm x , divorced white male, a nice person with sarcastic tendencies, very funny, outgoing, who likes movies, concerts, the beach, road trips, watching the NFL, my dogs, grilling out, current events, I will try anything once and twice if I like it. I have from my previous marriage and not looking to have anymore. 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